How To Become A Naughty Traveler | Naughty Travels
How To Become A Naughty Traveler
Want to travel naughty, but not sure where to begin? That's why I'm your naughty travel guide, looking for naughty things for you to do around the world.
There's more to traveling naughty than just packing your suitcase and flying to a city.
Below are some ideas on how to turn yourself into a Naughty Traveler.
You will need to know the local laws, decide what kind of naughty holiday you want, choose a naughty city, find a naughty hotel, plan your itinerary, pack and so much more.
Research Local Laws
Nothing will ruin a vacation faster than a night behind bars. Before you go traipsing the world looking for a good time, make sure to do your research.
For instance, if you want to enjoy a topless stroll down the beach, make sure the beach you select welcomes this kind of naughty behavior.
If you're looking for a nudist colony, make sure you look into the laws that govern the area when you find one.
In some countries, a violation of sexually-based offenses is a big deal. Remember, just because a nudist colony (or brothel, etc.) exists, doesn't mean it is legal.
Imagine your surprise when a certain naughty locale gets raided and you're hauled off to the slammer in nothing but your birthday suit! Don't let this happen to you.
Decide What Kind Of Naughty Holiday You Want
Before you begin your naughty holiday plans, you must first decide what kind of memories you want to create and where you want to create them. In other words, what excites you?
Have you always wanted to go to a swingers club? Or maybe a fetish gathering? What about a brothel or strip club?
Or maybe you're keen on the idea of being a voyeur and watching someone else's naughty holiday, rather than creating your own?
No matter what you decide, determining what kind of naughty adventure you want to experience will make it easier to plan your trip.
Choose A Naughty Destination
Now that you know what type of sexy holiday you're looking for, you can decide which city should be blessed with your presence.
For example, if you're looking to frequent a brothel, do your homework and find out where they're located. Legalized prostitution in the U.S. is available only in Nevada.
If you're looking for foreign adventure, then Paris has some super swanky (and legal) swingers club. If you want to go hardcore fetish, then London or Berlin are great places to check out.
When selecting the right naughty destination, you can easily do your research online or follow my blog at www.naughtytravelguideblog.com.
If you want to find out what's available by city, buy my Naughty Guides here.
Choose A Naughty Hotel
There are countless hotels around the world that specialize in naughtiness. Since you're looking to have a naughty holiday, I would recommend that you stay somewhere you've never even heard of, just for the sake of adventure.
Or, perhaps you want to stay at some ritzy hotel complete with five-star facilities.
For many women, spending a lot of money on a hotel makes them feel sexy, which in turn makes them want to be naughty.
Before choosing a hotel, do some preliminary investigation. Find a place to stay that is located in or near the city you plan to visit.
Every major city has an established naughty side, so use my Naughty Hotels Guides
to find sexy hotels in various cities.
Make sure to keep checking back as I always update the page with more guides.
Plan A Naughty Itinerary
Once you have decided where to go and where you want to stay, be sure to have naughty things planned for your trip.
Being naughty is something that usually happens spontaneously, but when you're going on a naughty holiday, it's best if you know what you're going to do when you get there.
You may want to book tickets to a sexy peepshow or nude play. Or perhaps you want to go to a swingers bar.
Remember, you don't have to wait until the sun goes down to be naughty. There are naughty things to do during the day in various cities.
Make sure to check out my Naughty Guides below, for inspiration to help you plan your naughty vacation wherever it is you're planning to go.
And don't forget to visit my Naughty Travel Guide blog to help you pick a city where I know you can get up to all sorts of naughty things!
Buy My Naughty City Guides Below:
Packing For Your Getaway
Be sure to pack according to the nature of your naughty holiday. Of course, you'll always want to pack lots of condoms, and if you're headed to a fetish club, then you'll want to pack your best latex outfit and bring some leather whips.
If you're looking for topless or nudist beaches, you need to pack your bathing suit because you'll need to wear something before you get to the beach.
If you're headed to a swingers club, pack lingerie and bring a sexy dress or jacket to wear over your lingerie.
So it's really just about thinking ahead, not just to the events you want to attend, but also the 'pre' and 'post' times.
You can't have a naughty holiday experience without the proper essentials. There are plenty of sex toys on the market that have been designed for those who are traveling.
For example, there are bullet vibes which fit discreetly into your evening purse and toys that have been made to look like something else so you won't be embarrassed by the nosy security guard who searches your bag.
Take your favorites, but also splash out on a few extra-spicy sex toys to experiment with while you're away.
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Playing It Safe
I can't stress enough how important it is to stay safe on your vacation. Condoms are essential, they should be the first things you pack, because you don't want to come back with a gift that keeps on giving.
Many naughty vacation locations (brothels, fetish clubs etc.) will supply them, but don't rely on this - it's always advisable to take your own so you're sure you're covered.
Even if you're just performing fellatio, use a condom. It's always better to be safe than sorry.
Also, whenever you return from a naughty holiday, even though you've been safe, it might be a good idea to get tested for STDs, just to be safe. Remember, there are still things you can get even if you use a condom, like herpes and genital warts.
When your holiday is over, you don't need to come home empty handed.
Aside from the naughty photographs and videos I hope you've taken, you should also treat yourself to some Naughty Travel Souvenirs that you can use again and again, to remind you what a naughty time you had.
Take your pick from my selection of Naughty Travel Souvenirs on my website below.
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Naughty Guide Books
To give you some ideas about where to go, get a hold of my naughty guides to some of the world's most decadent cities. Each Naughty Guide gives you advice on sexiest places to stay, eat, drink and be naughty.
~ Naughty Guide To Las Vegas
~ Naughty Guide To Los Angeles
~ Naughty Guide To San Diego
~ Naughty Guide To San Francisco
~ Naughty Guide To Vancouver
To get you even more in the mood for some naughty LA adventures, check out my own video channel on Vimeo.
Based on my book, I'll show you tons of things to do while you're here, from the cute and tame, to the dirty and very naughty!
Get a first hand look at some great bars, clubs, hotels and dining dens, so you can decide which ones you'd like to investigate further.
Follow My Blogs
Stay up to date with all the latest naughty bar openings, naughtiest restaurants around the world, where the naughtiest parties are happening and much more on my Naughty Travel Blog,
where I'm constantly adding the latest naughty news.
So whether you're kissing your way through Paris or flirting your way through Florence, there's bound to be something here to point you in an even saucier direction.
You can also visit my Naughty Living website,
which offers fantastic tips on where to shop for the sexiest lingerie, which cities are the world's naughtiest, how best to spend a sexy hour in Paris, sexiest airports (yes, airports can be very sexy!) plus news, reviews and more.
Follow Me On My Social Networks
We're in the digital age, people, so if you want to keep up with me and my naughty lifestyle, you're very welcome to follow me on
I'll keep you in the loop about all my naughty travels and offer advice and tips on the best places to go and what to do when you're there.
You can also sign up for my regular Newsletter, to stay in regular touch with the best naughty travel finds around the globe.